|just a little humor to start your day off right. :) if you don't laugh, it's on you, cause this stuff is funny.|
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1) you can't count your hair.
2) you can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) you can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.
put your tongue back in your mouth, dork.
Ten (10) Things I know about you:
1) you are reading this
2) you are human
3) you can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
4) you just attempted to do it
6) you are laughing at yourself
7) you have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5
8) you just checked to see if there is a number 5
9) you laugh at this because you are a fun-loving person
10) you've just realized that there are actually only 9 things in this list